June 2013
1 post
May 2013
12 posts
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
My high school career in a nutshell.
- Friend: Was she a lot of firsts for you?
- Me: No, just one.
- Friend: Which one?
- Me: Love.
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
April 2013
28 posts
*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*
