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Posted 3 days ago

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Posted 3 days ago

fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book 

My high school career in a nutshell.

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  1. Friend: Was she a lot of firsts for you?
  2. Me: No, just one.
  3. Friend: Which one?
  4. Me: Love.
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Posted 2 weeks ago

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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Posted 2 weeks ago