(Source: s0awkward)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
My high school career in a nutshell.
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
(Source: glial)